Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂
My feet however… Well no, I don’t have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it’s either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can’t scratch that can last for up to 3 days.
Or get amputated.
The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling “more than 100%” naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It’s a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.
As a long-time cat lover, I’ll tell you something else I witnessed: when a female cat is in heat and too many tomcats are waiting for their turn, sometimes one tomcat ends up mounting another out of frustration and overexcitement - and it usually ends up in a nasty reaction from the tomcat being mounted, but not always.
So cats are not just polyamorous when enough hormones are flowing.
Let him “vibe-code” himself into a problem, then tell him you can’t fix the mess he done did.
Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.
Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”
Can you repeat the question? I can’t hear a thing with that damn rock-n’-roll racket…
Computer architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.
Extra sociopathic point for by finding the exact person who made your shoes in the third world country sweatshop and bringing them over on a work visa to work for you as a shoe-tyer
Surely that involves ordering a black man to do it for you using the N-word.
Jerusalem is the source of most of the world’s problems. It’s been an open-air madhouse for millenia, and it’s been spreading the madness liberally for the past two.
How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented?
How many people died of car accidents before the car was invented?
Damn right. There would be no war if the orange pedo in the White House wasn’t trying desperately to make everybody forget he’s a fucking pedo.
The Ayatollah really need to give an interview and ask "So… How many times is Donald Trump mentioned in the Epstein files again?:
Chipotle is to Mexican food what Olive Garden is to Italian cuisine.
“Mexican food”…
If your doc thinks that, change doc.
In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor’s office, even one I’ve never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.