So they’re losing non-gamers who like EA sports?

AI: how may I assist you?

Me: transfer me to a human and then delete yourself.

90% accuracy is the difference between arriving safely at your destination and arriving as a headless corpse.

Just vibe code the AI. I’m sure it’ll work perfectly.

Yeah I’ve gotta advise against collapsing that wave function.

Well I mean it’s that or find more guys willing to go through it manually, which seems to be the problem since it’s open source. Unless they can scrounge up the money to hire people to do it full time.

Oh you found her? If she’s alive tell her I don’t care as and if she’s dead then just get professional help because bruh.

Weird and bad.

Dude WTF is even wrong with people.

Did they disentangle their superpositions? I know I hate it when that happens to me.

Nice. Fear my HORRIBLE ELDRITCH POWER, bitches.

Hype and wild promises are great at duping investors, apparently.

The Grand Canyon is pretty sweet. Yellowstone too.

And in other “no removed” headlines…

Exactly. I want a shopping sim game where I can stand in line and beat the removed out of the lady who’s dog pooped on the floor.

We’ve all seen Alex wazzisname… The evil one that had a radio show. Eh who cares, point is we know what he looks like, you don’t need to remind us.

That pic is ooooold.

It’s just marketing. Marketing is frequently stupid but memorable. It’s not enough to ignore it - you need to be as contractions as possible. That’s why I only mix marshmallow and fishsticks. It’s the optimum removed you to not only advertisers but human decency, the Geneva protocols, and any gods that probably don’t exist anyway.

That’s why mine is a physical book.

And that’s why today’s forecast is -250°