Hibernate?

Ah, couches are also unnecessary. Other animals don’t have them either.

Wearing clothes. Except for in winter or bad weather it’s just an unnecessary hassle. And you have to buy them, store them, wash them, and dispose of them for no good reason. All the other animals don’t bother.

Japan is good if you want to enjoy city life and get drunk every day (I currently live in Japan), but the drinking age is 20, so if that’s your issue, you need to go elsewhere. However, if you’re interested in the wonders of nature and the occasional city life, China is the place to be. The last few episodes of YouTuber “Itchy Boots”, where she travels through China on an adventure bike, are stunning.

A big thinker, he is.