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  • According to mousetrap manufacturers, putting your tongue on a mousetrap causes you to become 33% sexier, taller and win the lottery twice a week.

    While some experts have argued caution that it may cause painful swelling, bleeding, injury, and distress, and that the benefits are yet to be unproven, affiliated marketers all over the world paint a different, sexier picture.

    However, it is not working out for everyone. Gregory here put his tongue in the mousetrap the wrong way and suffered painful swelling, bleeding, injury and distress while not getting taller or sexier.

    Gregory considers this a learning experience, and hopes this will serve as a cautionary tale for other people putting their tongue on mousetraps: From now on he will use the newest extra-strength mousetrap and take precautions like Hope Really Hard that it works when putting his tongue in the mousetrap.





  • Deestan@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldAI Bubble will Pop
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    Software dev here. I am good at it, and people pay me unreasonably high rates to come in and do things faster and better than they can.

    It AI coding tools were useful, I’d use them.

    AI slows me down twice:

    • 60% productivity loss whenever I try to use it for anything else than a code search engine.
    • When I have to follow up the -1x engineers who are using AI to become -10x engineers.

    I have yet to see an AI adopter who actually gets shit done in a way that is meaningful to anyone exept their own psychotic selves.

    “With Claude I managed to do this in one hour!” Bro, what you did was generate 120 lines of Javascript that badly reimplements what could be a single line of CSS. You could have used that hour to learn some CSS.

    “Without AI coding tools, our team would have taken at least a month to make this barely-working standalone image upload page.” My brother in Christ you are proudly yelling at me that you are fucking incompetent! A webdev worth their salary can shit out something better than that in their lunchtime bathroom break!




  • Set yourself up with a spreadsheet, and spend some time filling it in with the following exercise: What in the flying fuck would this cost, and is it worth it?

    How many people would you have to involve? What would be their salaries? What is the risk of someone leaking multiplied by the number of people? How much time would they need each day or week to keep it up? Who would organize it? From where? How much communication would you everyone involved need to keep up constantly to coordinate? For how long?

    Logistics. Do people need drivers? Prosthetics suppliers? Costume researchers? Logopedists? Psychologists? Enforcers? Medical experts? Medicall staff?





  • I hope there’s more to it than presented here, because this can be summarized as “64 bytes is too weak, so we make it bigger. Solved. The big is too big so we reduce it to 64 bytes. Solved.”

    The strong certificate is not part of the end check, but proven via merkle tree reference. At the end of the day the end user check is only verifying 64 bytes of proof.

    So it is kinda pointless? Can I attack the merkle tree reference to claim the strong certificate is used when it is not?

    What am I missing?



  • Brb, I have decided to dunk my laptop in gasoline, and then throw it into the fireplace as hard as I can. This will make it run super fast and make me effective.

    Hey guys. Guys! Listen up. I have something important to tell you all.

    Ok. So…

    This. Damaged. My. Laptop. Turns out the gasoline damaged its internals and the fire deformed it into a solid lump of badly-smelling plastic. The toxic fumes from the battery gave me permanent lung damage.

    I know I KNOW it is easy to judge me in hindsight, but literally there was no way to know and I hope this warning helps you avoid doing the same understandable whoopsie I did.

    Now, I have learned my lesson. For my next laptop I will use diesel instead.