I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

Waffle House got sumn for ya

Cain’t even saw no bones no more cuz of woke