And none of them will know about fediverse girl

Nope, still an old lady smoking a cigarette. This is driving me nuts

I honestly can’t see a duck

Got to love parents. To this day the oldest item from my childhood of the late 70s is a giant blow mold spider man head bank. I always liked it as a kid and people would visit and put change in it. One day I went to play with it and there was a giant hole cut in the back which looks like it was made with a steak knife and all the money was gone. I was too young to really give a shit but i often wonder where it went. I guess mom needed the $ for something. I always knew life wasn’t shit and most people suck

My pops would put it in my hand then grab my arm and put it right where he wanted it …and I didn’t move it one inch from that spot

I was getting tires put on and the parking lot was connected to several other businesses one being a large chain jewelry store like Jared or Smythe. So I’m standing out front smoking a cigarette and I see commotion at the jewelry store a few guys jump in a car , it winds through the parking lot at high speed and blows right by me standing on the curb ,out onto a main street and towards the interstate. It was a gold seabring from enterprise with a driver that looked like Troy Polamalu and two guys laying down in the back seat.

It was a fucking heist ! I thought wow that’s cool , finished my cig and sat back in the waiting room . 15 minutes later the pigs show up , I act like I’m reading a magazine and I hear two dudes ( that were preachers at some Baptist church from their conversation i had overheard earlier) point at me and tell the pig " oh he was just outside maybe he saw something ". Pig came over I said “nah , don’t now what your talking about” and kept reading the magazine. The tire store let the pig see their security footage and then he comes back over to me , red faced demanding I tell him what I saw. I just said man I don’t know what the fuck your talking about and wasn’t outside at all since I got there and those two guys were lying. I kept reading the mag and the clown walked away after trying to explain to me how serious the situation was .

Nobody got hurt , they locked a UPS guy and the workers in a vault and took a bunch of jewelry. 6 months later I saw on the news they all got caught, it was an crime ring with pigs from NYC involved in the hyjinx. Glad I never wound up in that court room.

I have 5 different varieties of cheez-its at the moment and I will collect more next trip to the store

Had some ~6 years old and still blew the door off the hinges. I’ve heard of 30 year old doses still being potent. Dark and dry is the way.

👆 this guy LSD’s

Too much of everything is just enough

Nice ! Fuck that rats nest !

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Best flag on earth 😁

Worst drivers on earth …most aggressive anyway

I knew it , I’m in the state that causes all the havoc!

Every day I start the car I gotta slap my face and look in the mirror and pump myself up

Do you live in PA DE VA or WVA by chance