PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

Everyone’s a camgirl, only some people know

He doesn’t earn $15.5 million a year, he gets paid $15.5 million a year.

That should keep the depressions at bay for a week or so.

Terrapins move well on land and water, they have webbed clawed feets, mostly they live on fresh water.

Distant muffled sound of Diogenes frantically strapping scuba flippers onto a Galapagos tortoise

Great band

Counter-offer: Make tents for the homeless out of landlord skins

No booze for me! Just my 12 step program, fresh air, clean water, the grace of a loving God, and a twenty of fenty

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

Low-key great distro name

Ah fuck I just assumed I had random muscle cramps in my chest from a fight I had in highschool. Always third rib from the bottom,on the left, about 45 degrees off center

Are U mad they would fight, or mate

This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

Yeah of course, if they looked attractive to me and liked me back.

30 minutes

You just start to like that feeling.

They’ve stolen 10 of them since December

Nor the US Navy 😬

Wrong strait homie