GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?message-squaremessage-square358linkfedilinkarrow-up1386arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1366arrow-down1message-squareWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square358linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 months ago“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoIf you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably. /s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBut what if I do hate everyone?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThen you’re a misanthrope! You turn into a Miss every full moon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoScrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
I’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
But what if I do hate everyone?
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.