Two kids in a trenchcoat is back in fashion!
The kids are alright.
The sooner they learn to fuck the system, the better
Porn stache
The first time I installed a keylogger was to snipe my dad’s AOL password so I could turn off parental controls on my account.
Put any problem between teenagers and porn and they will solve it in an efficient and repeatable way.
I love these bills because it’s gonna create a second generation of hackers.
In his ordo est ordinem non servare
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Well that’s against the rules!
Did anyone expect children to give up just because some senile psyco-moralist said so?
It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school
Yes, the senile psycho-moralists making these dumbass laws

Of course they are. Do the age verification pushers not remember being children?
I remember back when age verification meant Leisure Suit Larry asking me about Watergate.
This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.
Fake mustaches 🤣
This is just the most ridiculous mockery of how terrible this legislation is.
not bad, I’ll keep myself a fake stache around just in case
What’s this box of fake mustaches and bowler hats under your bed?
“Uhhhh…I’m just really into….Victorian England?”







