I found this morsel particularly poignant:
"Ironically, Meta expected rights groups to be too busy to step in, given the disastrous geopolitical climate.
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” the document reads, as quoted by the NYT."
Who are the morally bankrupt execs who wrote this? I want names.
Get ahead of the curve and make these illegal.
Haha laws aren’t made to benefit the population silly.
slapping a spy device from their face is self defense, not a crime
Not like meta has a long history of ignoring obvious, enormous problems theyre causing that experts keep pleading with them to take seriously. Like in Myanmar. Where it has killed an enormous number of people and the death toll keeps rising.
I’m sure they’ll do something this time
Also, it will introduce: snitchonomics.
Mass surveillance is here, but what if you could be an annoying little shit in the local community? Introducing: snitchonomics. Go around your neighborhood, discover discrepancies, automate your snitching and become a toadie for the local commissars.
Meta: the Nazis would have loved us.
Just add an arbitrary point system like they give reviewers on Google Maps and people will be beating down the door to do this.
HOA board members are so horny for these right now.
Hopefully this will start normalizing wearing masks in public.
“Pervert Glasses” = AI glasses
(For doomscrollers who don’t read the articles)
I was really interested in who the pervert experts were, but it turns out it was just human rights groups.
Meta: “That’s the point!”
Balaclavas will be in fashion
Gait Recognition ™️
stones in my fucking shoes it is then.
I’m learning the Fremen sand walk.
Hoverboard m8
“We didn’t get a face or gait match, but it’s the only guy still riding a hoverboard in 2026.”
A knee brace might be more comfortable.












