• asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    Aliens have quarantined the solar system to prevent contamination of the universe by humanity. They are waiting for us to incinerate ourselves and keeping the other races safe until we finish the job.

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      6 months ago

      If they had the technology to do that they could just wipe us out

      Even dropping a single nuke in the right spot would be enough to blow up everyone (humans initiating nuclear response)

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    6 months ago

    People were happier in the stone age than they are in first world countries today.

    Our brains did not evolve for the lifestyle we’re living today.
    I sure as fuck would be happier out hunting, gathering and making handcrafted tools during the day, then telling stories by the campfire wrapped in a fur at night.
    Even if there’s no toilet paper, I could get mauled by a bear every day, and if not, the tribe will leave me behind on the next migration when I’m too old and weak to keep up.

    I’d rather live 30-60 years like that than edit another Excel sheet. Sadly, our “civilization” made that way of life completely impossible.

  • Reincarnation

    I just can’t get over the idea of:

    Nothing --> Existing --> Nothing

    So I figured, an unscientific philosophical guess, that existence is more like:

    Noting --> Existing --> Nothing --> Existing (again) --> Nothing --> Existing (again) --> [repeating forever]

    Maybe “souls” is just an energy.

    Einstein said energy cannot be created nor destroyed. So maybe, when we die, we become an energy that, by some ways we can’t yet understand, just randomly becomes a part of another living being… maybe a human, maybe non-human, maybe this energy stays nearby here on Earth, maybe it somehow goes to a random alien planet and you become an alien the “next life”… who knows?

    Or maybe this is just another coping mechanism my brain cane up with in face of the knowledge of certain death, influenced by the Eastern philosophy that I grew up with? Whatever…

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      6 months ago

      Einstein said energy cannot be created nor destroyed. So maybe, when we die, we become an energy that, by some ways we can’t yet understand, just randomly becomes a part of another living being… maybe a human, maybe non-human, maybe this energy stays nearby here on Earth, maybe it somehow goes to a random alien planet and you become an alien the “next life”… who knows?

      That’s pretty much what science says

  • rowdy@piefed.social
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    6 months ago

    I got one - and it’s the only conspiracy theory I give any credence to.

    All of Helen Keller’s feats were utter bullshit and were a circus side show to bring money to her family. It’s the perfect “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it” fairytale. Like hell she flew an airplane, ain’t no way she wrote a book.

    Before anyone provides evidence of the contrary, I will not accept it no matter how damning it is. Hence the “firmly hold.”

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      6 months ago

      It’s depressing to me that one of the top upvoted comments here is ‘there’s no way a deaf blind person could have been literate.’

      You’re absolutely correct that her legacy has been used as inspiration porn, but that doesn’t reflect on her intellectual abilities at all, just what stories society and the powerful want us to hear. Even during her own life Keller experienced exactly that once she became a socialist, and suddenly all the newspapers and people who went on at length about how capable she was suddenly believed her unable to reason because she was blind and deaf. Keller herself even spoke out against using her story as a way to tell people that anyone can do anything, and specifically that the poor didn’t have the opportunities she had.

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        6 months ago

        Mate. Look at where you’re at. People aren’t upvoting me because I’m right, they’re upvoting me because I answered the question.

        there’s no way a deaf and blind person could have been literate

        Keep your words out of my mouth. You’re just looking for an excuse to be offended.

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    6 months ago

    There are less troll answers here than I would have expected from lemmy