Subjectively speaking. Or maybe not.
Please try and resist the urge to say humans, I’m sure it crossed everyone’s mind
Swans.
Was thinking recently, they must be one of the apex predators in britain given that they’re one of 3 animals which will actually attack a human
Mosquitos, for inspiring the profession of Lawyers.
Just at the moment I have a special hatred for mice.
The mice around here are tiny and often don’t trip a mouse trap.
IDK if we have one or several dozen in our house but one of the little bastards was watching me watching it this morning. It’s infuriating.
Imagine a person just standing in your living room watching you because they know you’re too slow and decrepit to catch them with your bare hands. The moment you turn your back they’re eating your food and shitting under your sofa.
We haven’t had a problem in the last few months. The weather has changed so I guess the little bastards are on the move. Yesterday I put baits outside and a few traps inside, but I’m going to escalate later today with more traps and more baits.
Humans. Why? [Gestures broadly]
OP has kindly asked to avoid stating humans.
