UBI in America? They won’t even budge on universal health care.

When have we punished greedy behaviour?

Get that Froggy suit, son.

What you can’t see is his genitals forced into the floor’s drain pipe, which is of course lined with a lube-filled rubber glove.

Yeah, this is just a long-winded way of blaming the tool and not the tool of a human using it.

Society really isn’t focused enough on the whole Dirty-Diapered Don angle. It would destroy his ego.

Not when the last CEO was publicly executed by an angry mob. That would not attract top talent…

Make sure to keep going until you feel and hear the snap.

Same. And Mickey7 or whatever. I am all but certain they’re both young teen boys. They certainly imitate teen boys’ social media practices suspiciously well.

Mythos is just too intelligent and immediately realizes the best thing it can do is kill itself.

Well that’s because you’re supposed to be taking antihistamines.

💰

You’re just describing bubbles. That a few survived is not the strong point you think it is.

You mean thank?

Oracle putting itself out of misery would be the most philanthropic act of an organization in history.

Become Batman and use my wealth to hunt my new peers.

This photo is AI!

Yikes. This was not a serious comment. I thought that’d be obvious because… it’s literally blue sky with a white dot.

There aren’t many animals or insects in low-earth orbit though, thankfully.

And it’s going to suck BALLS

I either remove logos if they’re embroidered or cover them with Gorilla Tape if I’m trying to preserve resale value (Canada Goose jacket? Naw. It’s Sloppy Black Circle Company™️)