“Steal to keep”: It’s the new “rent to own”.

I love that she was genuinely baffled. Hope it makes her reexamine her thoughts on AI.

I’d say it’s responsible for at least 75% of us being here!

My wife and I joke that once you hit 40, a random 40s ailment just just assigned to you. Well, just one if you’re lucky. I got assigned some nerve pain myself.

Yeah 30s were like “oh I’ve got people that depend on me now so I can’t just fuck off and do whatever I want all day.”

40s are like “Oh shit, why does this hurt? It’s permanent?!”

I never drew the conclusion that was child safe packaging until now. I just assumed battery packaging was made by dickheads.

Nah. Hailey all day.

That just reminded me of how fucked up Requiem for a Dream was…

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

He’s the same piece of shit that fired all the corporate Chipotle employees in Denver to move their headquarters to Newport Beach, because that’s where his house is.

Does it matter if you do the original version or the 2.0? The 2.0 looks like it’s $7, but the originals are 3 for $11.

Yeah that’s the worst!

I can’t help but think this has got to be an intentionally bad design decision. I’d imagine most people stop using the bottles when they’re 1/4 full but then just throw them away, allowing the company to sell more bottles.

Yes, I may have just cleaned cat puke off my carpet

When I was a kid, I flew from Colorado to Tennessee and my dad took me to the Great Smoky Mountains. I was like “these aren’t mountains - these are hills!”

I guess I was a bit of an ingrate.

Living in Colorado is a bit weird, because it’s easy to overlook a lot of the natural beauty you see every day and it just becomes part of the background.

Every once in a while I’ll be running an errand and will have to pause for a second and just go “holy shit, the mountains look gorgeous today.”

I use Outlook for work, but it will be a cold day in hell when you catch me reading an Outlook subreddit

Plus his eyes are waaay too focused

What 3d printing software do you use in your country that detects if gun parts are being printed?

Because as far as I know, that’s impossible.

Edit: I assume the downvote confirms such software doesn’t exist.

California is trying to do the same thing. https://youtu.be/5ax9zW0w_gY