spicy pancake

🎶HEEEEEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES!🎶

i have lost mucho sleep over the fact that even holding my breath while using an air dryer doesn’t prevent poop gems being blasted into my pores 💀

she means well :] i think she’s worried that my being single is contributing to my depression. maybe it is? i don’t feel like it is but who knows

i feel like the main thing contributing to my depression is not having a full time job lol

I would also like to overcome this

not even for myself. because my roommate is on a mission to get me a girlfriend and I don’t feel capable of loving myself let alone another person and it’s driving me nuts

Adderall (NYC, USA) still

hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
it doesn’t look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different

every time i think I’ve encountered peak “worst timeline” some new shit tops it by a mile

so many of my 100 and 200 level STEM classes were like this in no small part due to the instructors not wanting to teach. they were being forced to teach as part of their employment contract but their main work was research

i resented them for turning their lack of ability to get a position that didn’t require teaching into my problem because they refused to give the slightest effort towards actually explaining the material

doing problems from the textbook on the overhead projector with near-zero explanation is dogshit teaching

I had one like that. I de-soldered the beeper lolfuckthat

smdh everyone judging our sandwich choices these days

next they’ll be looking down on me for the sex dungeon stuff

wouldn’t an electric chair be a closer match in meaning? nooses usually symbolize suicide moreso than execution these days