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angry Midwestern noises

That’s actually interesting advertising, I’ve never seen that before

Ah, The Toyota BZ4X strategy, I see Wheels = more weight = less range.

Zooming in the tank says “liquid nitrogen” though… I mean, it could probably store other liquids, but that seems to be what it was built for.

Ah, the problem here is the mirrors. Modern cars with smart mirrors mean you could display additional content there, perhaps a sideways hydraulic press video?

so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they’re the same

Once had an appointment where the doctor was an hour behind, so I was just waiting in a room, then they billed that as extra time spent on the appointment

It’s so great here!

not accusing anyone of anything, but Ms. Smith down the street has an awful lot of new porches on her house…

This is brilliant and I despise it.

shit fuck uh claude write me a witty comment to respond to this post!!1!1;

iPhone 6 perhaps?

I’m thinking it’s the cylinder

It shouldn’t; the USB wall plug will provide 5 V which powers the dongle, but it’ll just be idle since there’s no computer communicating with it over USB.

Well, Actually:

Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.

“yeah I’m just figuring out the vortex formation in the sinus of Valsalva”

yeah yeah, get back to painting, ninja turtle

The chicken soup standard, on the other hand, is available under the GNU General Poultry License, version 3.

Those thin metal bumps in the road, great place to park.

False, monorails are a form of public transit which is inherently COMMUNIST and must be eliminated (except for spectacle, we have them in Las Vegas and Disney)

ACME Professional Gas Leak Detector

thanks George Lucas